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December 14, 2007

 Why I'm For Waterboarding, and you should be too ( or Have you Waterboarded today?)  

We know from our government:

i. Waterboarding is safe & like swimming
ii. Waterboarding saves lives

We also know that:
i. In 2004, there were 3,308 unintentional fatal drownings in the United States, averaging nine people per day.

Like swimming? Um, It's better! Waterboarding saves lives! Swimming takes lives!

And how about this:

Doctors oversee waterboarding. Lifeguards oversee swimming. Who do you feel safer around, if you get a sudden heart attack or your life is otherwise threatened? A doctor or a lifeguard?

This is pretty clear: waterboarding is safer than swimming, and more responsible! We need waterboarding in our cities and schools NOW!

Posted by Jonathan at December 14, 2007 11:34 AM

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